- Bob Belcher: Why are you in your good clothes?
- Gene Belcher: Why aren't you in your good clothes?
- Bob Belcher: These are my good clothes.
- Gene Belcher: Hmm.
- Louise Belcher: Everyone has a right to a fair trial, even a broken-down, chewed-up, spat-out guidance councelor like Mr. Frond.
- Mr. Frond: That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
- Mr. Ambrose: Objection! Gross!
- Tina Belcher: So, you think he's going to lead this witness or not?
- Jimmy Jr.: Stop it, Tina! You're gonna get us in trouble.
- Tina Belcher: Guilty as charged.
- Louise Belcher: Today, the defense will prove that Mr. Frond did not steal the yogurt, and once more, I will show you who did steal the yogurt. As soon as I figure out who that is.
- Mr. Ambrose: Oh please. We all know Mr. Frond did it. The yogurt was in his trash can, and no one likes him. I mean, right?
- Louise Belcher: Objection to the first part. That's hearsay, I think.
- Gene Belcher: It's all hearsay. You hear it, then you say it.