DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
I, Ava (2018)
Adam Tsekhman: Gary Green
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Quotes
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Ray Palmer : Look, Sara, for what it's worth, I know it wasn't the real you who tried to kill us.
Sara Lance : That's just it, Ray. That was the real me. Which is why I need to...
[a portal opens and Gary enters, covering his eyes]
Gary Green : [bumping into a bulkhead] Ms. Lance? It's Gary. Sorry to drop in on you like this.
Sara Lance : What are you doing? Open your eyes, Gary.
Gary Green : [uncovering his eyes] Oh, hi. Sorry. I didn't wanna accidentally portal into your quarters and catch you and Director Sharpe, you know... together.
Sara Lance : Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore, because we broke up.
Ray Palmer : Wait, what? Why didn't you tell us?
Gary Green : No, no, you guys can't break up. I was shipping you so hard.
Ray Palmer : [realizing] That's why you're leaving.
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Sara Lance : If you're looking for Ava, I suggest you check her office.
Gary Green : Uh, well, that's the thing. She hasn't been to work in a few days, which is very unlike her. I've already been covering for her, I forged her signature twice. What am I supposed to do next? Put on a wig and pantsuit and pretend I'm her?
Sara Lance : [slightly grossed out] No, don't do that.
Gary Green : What if she's in trouble? I mean, we already lost Director Bennett. What if Grodd got to her, too? Oh, my god, oh, my god...
Ray Palmer : Gary, Gary, deep breaths. Deep breaths.
Sara Lance : Don't worry, Gary. Because we're gonna find her.
Ray Palmer : "We" will find her?
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Gary Green : If Ava comes back and finds us snooping through her office...
Sara Lance : We're only snooping to find out where she went.
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Gary Green : What are you doing?
Ray Palmer : I am hacking into the Bureau's network to access Ava's personnel file.
[finding something]
Ray Palmer : Huh.
Sara Lance : What is it?
Gary Green : Director Sharpe's personnel file has been erased.
Ray Palmer : Someone deleted it remotely from the Waverider.
Sara Lance : Wow. She must have really wanted to go off the radar.
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Gary Green : Wait, you think Director Sharpe erased her own file? That's crazy.
Sara Lance : Yeah, so is putting on a wig and impersonating your boss, Gary.
Gary Green : I didn't actually do it.
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Sara Lance : Who the hell are you guys?
Gary Green : Oh, god, I hate the sight of blood.
Ray Palmer : Sara...
Randy Sharpe : Okay, fine! We'll tell you everything. Just don't kill us.
Sara Lance : Why the hell shouldn't I?
Pam Sharpe : Because we're just actors.
Ray Palmer : What?
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Randy Sharpe : Four years ago, we responded to this online ad for a gig. They gave us backstories for our characters. They told us if Ava ever comes to visit, we just act like her parents.
Sara Lance : And who hired you?
Pam Sharpe : No idea. The money is automatically deposited.
Randy Sharpe : Look, it... it's not such a bad gig, considering Ava rarely ever comes home to visit.
Ray Palmer : Why in the world would you agree to be a part of such a charade?
Pam Sharpe : Do you know how hard it is to get an acting job in Fresno?
Sara Lance : Right, well, I apologize about the knife thing. It is a gut reaction. Nothing personal.
Ray Palmer : Sorry to bother you. We'll be on our way now.
Gary Green : You have a lovely home, Mr. and Mrs... whatever your real names are.
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Ray Palmer : What kind of person invents a fake family and backstory?
Gary Green : Well, when I was a kid, I told my friends my dad was an orthodontist. It sounded much cooler than "dentist".
Sara Lance : If she was lying about where she's from, there's no telling what else she...
Ava Sharpe : [they see Ava] Sara. What are you doing here?
Sara Lance : Uh... Gary was worried that you were missing, so naturally, we were concerned and thought we'd investigate it further.
Ava Sharpe : Well, clearly, I'm no longer missing, so...
Sara Lance : Are you sure you're okay?
Ava Sharpe : I'm fine. Don't I look fine?
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Gary Green : Where have you been?
Ava Sharpe : If you must know, I... Gary, straighten your tie. I was visiting my parents in Fresno. Home-cooked meals and all.
Sara Lance : [knowing she's lying] Hmm. Fresno.
Ava Sharpe : Mm-hmm.
Sara Lance : Hmm.
Ray Palmer : Nothing like a tray of snickerdoodles... well, I mean, any other kind of cookie to, um, mend a broken heart.
Ava Sharpe : You know what? I have a lot of work to do. I'm sure you two can see yourselves out.
Ray Palmer : You okay? No one likes running into their ex.
Sara Lance : I'm fine. And like I said...
[holding out Ava's time courier]
Sara Lance : Let's find out what else she's been hiding from us.
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Gary Green : I'm not seeing anything in her time courier records that wasn't Bureau-sanctioned and by-the-book.
Sara Lance : [spotting something] Wait. What's that?
Ray Palmer : Uh, her first mission. Vancouver, 2213. I can't access it.
Gary Green : The Bureau has sanctioned 2213 a no-fly zone.
Sara Lance : Meaning?
Gary Green : Meaning the courier you stole from Ava doesn't do you any good, and the Waverider can't fly there, either. The only person who can override the restriction...
Ray Palmer : Is a Time Bureau Director.
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Gary Green : Why wouldn't Director Sharpe...
Sara Lance : Want us to know who she really is? I'll give you one guess, Gary.
Gary Green : Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You think my boss is an anachronism?
Ray Palmer : The only way to know for sure is to go to 2213.
Sara Lance : So how do we get there?
Gary Green : I... I guess the only way would be to hijack the mothership, but unfortunately, I failed flight training. Bad astigmatism.
Sara Lance : Like I'd let you fly.
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Gary Green : Should we really be doing this? I mean, I'm sure there's a good reason why no one is supposed to come to this time period.
Ray Palmer : Maybe Gary's right. Maybe we should just ask Ava what her connection is to this place.
Sara Lance : Why? She's just gonna lie to us again.
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Ray Palmer : What kind of world is this?
Gary Green : Paradise?
Sara Lance : I'm surrounded by my exes, Gary. This is hell.
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Ava Sharpe : Pleasant day, citizens.
Gary Green : I had a dream like this once.
Sara Lance : Yeah, me, too, but mine involved less clothing.
Gary Green : Mine, too!
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Ray Palmer : Well, I guess this is why they declared 2213 a no-fly zone.
Gary Green : Director Sharpe didn't want us to find out that she's secretly a robot.
Sara Lance : I did not have sex with a robot.
Ray Palmer : [spotting something] No, you didn't, Sara. You had sex with a clone.
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Ava Sharpe : Here at Advanced Variant Automation, we are working to bring a brighter future. Our cloning program has produced the AVA. AVA is the perfect woman designed to keep us safe and restore order to the chaos.
Gary Green : Makes sense they'd clone Ava. She is the perfect woman.
Sara Lance : Oh, calm down, Gary. She's... okay.
Gary Green : Before I have an Ava overload, should we return to the comfort and safety of the Time Bureau?
Sara Lance : [seeing something across a body of water] No. We're not done here yet.
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Gary Green : [in a futuristic laboratory] This place is creepy. How about I wait outside?
Sara Lance : [grabbing him to hold him back] How about you calm down?
Gary Green : Is it too late to mention my fear of things covered in sheets?
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Ray Palmer : Looks like they created Ava from what they believe are the best genes from around the world to make the perfect woman. Though, she's a little pale, if you ask me.
Sara Lance : I should've known she was too good to be true.
Ray Palmer : That doesn't mean that what you guys had wasn't real.
Sara Lance : That is exactly what it means.
Gary Green : [a clone wakes up] Uh... guys?
Sara Lance : Everything that she's told me about herself has been a lie.
Gary Green : Guys.
Sara Lance : What, Gary?
Ray Palmer : Oh, crumbs. I think I woke one up.
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Ava Sharpe : You are in violation of bylaw 575. You do not have clearance to be in this room.
Sara Lance : We were just leaving.
Ray Palmer : Just let us go and it'll be fine.
Ava Sharpe : If I let you go, I have to let everyone go. You must be terminated.
Gary Green : [cowering] Uh, I think she wants to kill us.
Sara Lance : You don't say.
Gary Green : [she and the clone start fighting] Should we help?
Ray Palmer : Uh, not unless you want both of them to kill you.
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Gary Green : [tying up one of the Ava clones] Is that too tight? I can never tell. Not... that I have experience tying people up, 'cause I-I-I don't...
Sara Lance : Stop talking to it, Gary.
Ray Palmer : Sara, she isn't an "it". She's a real person. They all are. Our Ava is just an anachronism somehow displaced 200 years in the past, AKA our present.
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Ava Sharpe : There you are.
Gary Green : Oh, god. Another one?
Ray Palmer : Gary, that's our Ava.
Ava Sharpe : What does he mean "another one"?
Ray Palmer : Don't mind Gary.
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Gary Green : Director Sharpe? Director Sharpe. Are you okay?
Ava Sharpe : [starting] Oh, Gary! God, get out of my face.
Gary Green : I'll take that as a yes.
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Gary Green : What do you remember before you, uh, hit your head?
Ava Sharpe : Uh... I-I-I came to 2213 to... to find the mothership, and I, uh... I stepped out of the portal, and then you were breathing in my face. Is there something I'm forgetting?
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Gary Green : Thank god, she's gone.
Ava Sharpe : Who's gone?
Sara Lance : We gotta get out of here before that fembot sounds the alarm.
Ava Sharpe : Fembot?
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Ava Sharpe : What the hell are those things, and why do they all look like me?
Sara Lance : [quietly] Okay.
Ray Palmer : Uh... well, short version, you're a clone.
Ava Sharpe : I'm a... I'm a clone? From the future? What are you... I'm a future clone thing?
Sara Lance : Hey, Ava. Shh.
Gary Green : [holding out a memory flasher] It's okay, Director Sharpe. Gary will take care of everything.
Sara Lance : [Ava pushes his hand away] No. She deserves to know.
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Ava Sharpe : Gary, you cannot tell anyone about what you saw in 2213. If you do, I will straight-up kill you.
Gary Green : But I'm terrible at keeping secrets. And every time I close my eyes, all I see is you. I'll never get it out of my head.
Sara Lance : I wouldn't worry about it, Gary.
Ray Palmer : [leading him into another room] Gary, right this way. I got a flasher with your name on it.
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Sara Lance : Pam and Randy Sharpe?
Randy Sharpe : Says so on our marriage license.
Ray Palmer : [quietly to Gary] Looks like they stepped right out of an L.L. Bean catalog.
Gary Green : Now we know where Director Sharpe gets her perfect bone structure.