DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
The Curse of the Earth Totem (2018)
Nick Zano: Nate Heywood, Steel
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Quotes
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Mick Rory : Captain wants to see you.
Nate Heywood : Aw, man, Sara's here?
Mick Rory : Not that one, you dumbass. I'm talking about the most fearsome pirate queen to sail the seven seas: the Dread Pirate Jiwe.
[indicating the depressed Amaya]
Mick Rory : She needs to loosen up.
Nate Heywood : [catching on] Yeah. I heard she once cut out a man's tongue for not obeying her orders.
Mick Rory : Yeah... and she still carries it to this day.
Toothless Pirate : I never heard of no lady pirate.
Ray Palmer : That's because dead men tell no tales.
Scottish Pirate : They say she lost her ship to a kraken, and in retribution, she hunted down the monster's wee bairn and ate the gupper raw.
Barkeep : I heard she was spat back out o' hell by the devil himself.
Barrel-Chested Pirate : I hear she be more bold and fearless than Captain Blackbeard.
[Blackbeard appears in the door threshold]
Barrel-Chested Pirate : Begging your pardon, Captain.
Blackbeard : What was that you said?
Barrel-Chested Pirate : I have it under good authority we be in the company of the Dread Pirate Jiwe.
Amaya Jiwe : [quietly] Why is everyone staring at me?
Mick Rory : If there's one thing pirates love more than treasure, it's a good story.
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Sara Lance : Please tell me that the Waverider did not just crash into Star City.
Zari Tomaz : Star City? Is that where we are?
Sara Lance : Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Ray Palmer : Well, the good news is the cannonball didn't hit the time core. And Nate made a beautiful landing.
Zari Tomaz : [dryly sarcastic] Yeah.
Nate Heywood : Thanks, big guy. So, Sara, how's the date going?
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Ray Palmer : [simultaneously with Nate] Bad news!
Nate Heywood : Good news!
Zari Tomaz : What's going on?
Ray Palmer : [simultaneously again] The Fire totem's gone.
Nate Heywood : I know where their totem is.
Amaya Jiwe : Ray-Ray, you go first.
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Nate Heywood : I know where the Earth totem is, or more precisely, when: 1717, Saint Lisette.
[seeing their confusion]
Nate Heywood : St. Lisette? Sister ship of La Concorde?
Mick Rory : Get to the point, Pretty.
Nate Heywood : La Concorde was boarded by pirates, and later named Queen Anne's Revenge. It's Blackbeard the Pirate's ship.
Ray Palmer : So, Blackbeard has the Earth totem.
Mick Rory : Well, let's steal it.
Zari Tomaz : No, guys, hold on. Sara's on a date. We should probably avoid messing with history while she's still on appetizers?
Ray Palmer : But... think how happy she'd be if we had the Earth totem by dessert.
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Amaya Jiwe : How are we supposed to find Blackbeard in this rabble?
Ray Palmer : Well, we could ask a pirate nicely.
Nate Heywood : Nicely? Ray, pirates are terrified of Blackbeard. They're not just gonna offer up...
Toothless Pirate : [holding a sword to his throat] So, you're looking for Blackbeard? How do I know you's not spies for the Royal Navy?
Mick Rory : [Amaya fights him off] Because we wanna join Blackbeard's crew, you germ.
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Nate Heywood : Rory, Amaya, come in, over.
Ray Palmer : Some sort of interference with the communications system.
Nate Heywood : Guys, answer me! Over.
Zari Tomaz : Hey, calm down. I'm sure they're okay.
Gideon : [the ship's lights flicker] My apologies, but I'm experiencing a level four systems failure.
Zari Tomaz : Wasn't me. Nothing to do with it.
Gideon : I believe the fault lies in our present coordinates. You did park me in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.
Nate Heywood : Sailors call it the Devil's Triangle.
Ray Palmer : No, the stories of ships disappearing are grossly exaggerated.
[the lights shut down completely]
Zari Tomaz : [flicking on a lighter] Um... you sure about that, Ray?
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Nate Heywood : Gideon, maybe you could help us settle an argument. What are the chances of survival if we stay in the Bermuda Triangle?
Gideon : Zero. There are multiple cannonballs headed towards our starboard bow as we speak.
Zari Tomaz : Um, sorry, cannonballs?
Ray Palmer : I thought we were cloaked.
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Sara Lance : When I left, you were headed for Detroit.
Ray Palmer : Yeah, it's a... it's... it's a really... it's a really long story.
Nate Heywood : Mick and Amaya are marooned in 1717, the Darhks have the Fire totem, and Blackbeard has the Earth totem.
Ray Palmer : I just thought it was gonna be a longer story.
Zari Tomaz : [entering] Thank god you're back. You look great. The engine room's a disaster. We're not going anywhere.
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Nate Heywood : Sara!
Sara Lance : Yeah, what now?
Nate Heywood : We have another anachronism in 1717. The HMS Fortitude got into a naval battle with Blackbeard's ship off the coast of Grace Island.
Sara Lance : So?
Ray Palmer : So... that is a portrait of their admiral.
Sara Lance : Damien Darhk.
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Sara Lance : I don't care if Zari has to duct tape the Waverider back together, we have to get it in the air.
Gideon : Well, I wouldn't advise returning to the Bermuda Triangle.
Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle, and Mick and Amaya are in danger.
Sara Lance : [a portal opens, and Ava enters] Ava! Hey!
Ava Sharpe : Don't "Hi, Ava" me. You stood me up, jerk.
Ray Palmer : Awkward.
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Nate Heywood : Amaya, I am, uh... I am so sorry. If I didn't push everybody to go after the Earth totem, you wouldn't have lost yours.
Amaya Jiwe : It's all right, Nathaniel.
Nate Heywood : We'll fix this. We'll get your totem back.
Amaya Jiwe : My birthright, it's always dictated the path I choose. It's like a compass that just points the way.
Nate Heywood : It must be so difficult not to have it.
Amaya Jiwe : It's also freeing. For the first time in my life, I get to decide.
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Zari Tomaz : We're screwed. The ship's electrical systems are experiencing multiple unexplained malfunctions.
Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle.
Ray Palmer : Look, that's just a myth.
Zari Tomaz : Whatever it is, we need to time jump out of here.
Nate Heywood : What? And leave Mick and Amaya stranded in pirate times?
Zari Tomaz : It's a miracle we're still in the air.
Ray Palmer : Well, I'm sure they're having a whale of a time with Blackbeard.
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Nate Heywood : Hey, I know it looks like a mess, but we really wanted you to have a nice night out.
Ray Palmer : Yeah, if you really like that mean Time Bureau lady, you shouldn't give up on her.
Sara Lance : Look, I'm not giving up on anything, other than maybe the idea that I'll ever have a normal life. Zari, get the ship back in fighting shape, 'cause until then... Rory and Amaya are on their own.