American Dad! (TV Series)
Paranoid Frandroid (2018)
Susie Essman: Mrs. Lonstein
Quotes
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Mrs. Lonstein : Eveything okay down here? Oh, you turned this into a darling little rumpus room.
Klaus : Yeah, it's pretty sick.
Mrs. Lonstein : Gosh, I haven't been in a basement like this since high school.
Mrs. Lonstein : [Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" plays on the jukebox] Ooh, this song. It really takes me back. Did I ever tell you about the summer I went on tour with a Journey cover band?
Klaus : This is literally the first time we've met.
Mrs. Lonstein : Mmm, air hockey?
Klaus : No thanks. I don't feel like playing.
Mrs. Lonstein : [seductively] Aw, you're gonna make me play with myself?
[climbs on air hockey table, hits air conditioning which blows her skirt]
Klaus : Oh, no. The basement has her. Listen to me. We must leave this place right now!
[Mrs Lonstein flips the puck knocking Klaus' bowl towards her blowing skirt, sending him under]
Klaus : Oh, boy.
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Klaus : [Panting] We need to get the fuck out of here!
Del : I take you into my townhouse, and this is how you repay me?
Mrs. Lonstein : It's not my fault, Del!
[Tearfully]
Mrs. Lonstein : It was the basement!
Steve Smith : What did you *do*?
Klaus : Phew, thought this was a goner. All right. Let's beat it before security gets here.
Del : [Tearfully] You ruined it! You ruined it when you sat on that fish's face!
Snot Lonstein : What's happening, Steve? !
[Sobs]
Klaus : Yep, that's a wrap on Chesterbrook! Let's keep it simple.