Stranger Things (TV Series)
Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak (2017)
Gaten Matarazzo: Dustin Henderson
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Quotes
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Lucas Sinclair : [sighs] If I get another 3 Musketeers, I'm gonna kill myself.
Dustin Henderson : What's wrong with 3 Musketeers?
Lucas Sinclair : What's wrong with 3 Musketeers? No one likes 3 Musketeers.
Mike Wheeler : Yeah, it's just nougat.
Dustin Henderson : Whoa. Just nougat? Just nougat? It is top three for me.
Mike Wheeler : Top three?
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Dustin Henderson : Um... Hi, Max. I'm Dustin, and this is...
Lucas Sinclair : Lucas.
Max Mayfield : Yeah, I know. The stalkers.
Lucas Sinclair : Uh, no. Actually... We weren't stalking you.
Dustin Henderson : No, we were just concerned because, you know, you're new and all.
Lucas Sinclair : Yeah! For your safety.
Dustin Henderson : Mmm-hmm. There are a lot of bullies here.
Lucas Sinclair : So many bullies, its crazy.
Max Mayfield : Is that why you're wearing proton packs?
Dustin Henderson : Well, these don't function. But! I do have this handy-dandy little trap here. And look, it even opens and closes. Look, look, look...
[Opens Trap]
Dustin Henderson : Voila! It's cool, right? No? Okay! But, um... So, we were talking last night, and you're new here, so you probably don't have any friends to take you trick-or-treating, and you're scared of bullies, so we were thinking that it would be okay if you come with us.
Max Mayfield : It'd be okay?
Dustin Henderson : Yeah! Our party's a democracy, and the majority voted you could come.
Max Mayfield : I didn't realize it was such an honor to go trick-or-treating with you.
Dustin Henderson : Yeah, I mean, we know where to get the full-sozed candy bars. We figured you'd want in.
Max Mayfield : That's presumptuous of you.
Dustin Henderson : ...Yeah. Totally. Uh, so, um... You'll come?
[Max walks away]
Dustin Henderson : We're meeting at the Maple Street cul-de-sac at 7:00. That's 7:00 on the dot!
[to Lucas]
Dustin Henderson : Presumptuous. That's a good thing, right?
Lucas Sinclair : [sighs and walks away]
Dustin Henderson : Is it bad? Lucas, is it bad? Lucas? Son of a bitch, Lucas! Is it bad?