The Incredible Jessica James (2017)

Chris O'Dowd: Boone

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• Jessica James : What?

  Boone : I *really* like you.

  Jessica James : Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope.

• Boone : How do you pay your rent?

  Jessica James : I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays.

  Boone : So, how do you pay your rent?

• Boone : I wouldn't say this is anymore or less awkward than every other part of the night.

  Jessica James : [laughs]  That's funny. You're funny.

  Boone : Yeah.

  [pause] 

  Boone : I'm also good at cunnilingus.

• Jessica James : Why did you get married?

  Boone : I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life.

  Jessica James : What went wrong?

  Boone : I'm still figuring that out. But, I'm pretty sure it was her fault.

• Jessica James : Just because you catch a unicorn in the wild doesn't mean you get to tap it whenever you want, buddy.

  Boone : Are you calling yourself a unicorn?

  Jessica James : Maybe.

  Boone : Didn't realize unicorns are so arrogant.

• [Boone trips over trash cans in front of Mandy's house] 

  Boone : [on phone with Jessica]  Did trash cans fall over on your end?

• Boone : You know how I used to obsess about everything she did online?

  Jessica James : I do.

  Boone : Now the only page I refresh is yours.

  Jessica James : Come on.

  Boone : Oh, that... sounded better in my head.