- Homer Simpson: Say, Moe, I've been meaning to ask you: who is this Midge you keep talking about?
- Moe Szyslak: Why, Marge, of course.
- [Homer punches Moe]
- Homer Simpson: Just wait 'till Midge hears about this.
- Homer Simpson: I hope you kids haven't lost any respect for your old man.
- Bart Simpson: You can't lose what you don't have.
- Homer Simpson: Thanks, boy.