- Nathan: But what about your hernia?
- Sophia: [holding up her new ID card] Yes, well, my insurance lasts for three months. So, I got time to fix that nonsense. What I don't have time for is letting my soul die in the most boring job known to man.
- Rick: Clearly you've never worked at the Crater Lake Visitor Center.
- Dax: You can't tell the market what it wants. The market tells you.
- Sophia: Uh, that's not true. I didn't know that I wanted chicken fries until Burger King told me that I did. Now I love 'em.
- Dax: Yeah, we read about Burger King. Chicken fries were a result of a focus group study, and the results were clear, Americans love fried cylinders.
- Annie: I love this country so fucking much.
- Sophia: You know, your nerdy studies may work for businesses, but what I have is not a business. It's bigger than that. It's my personal passion.
- Dax: All right. But it may behoove you to listen to a learned source.
- Annie: Dax, what did I tell you about using the word "behoove"?
- Dax: You said it wouldn't behoove me.