Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh? (2017)
Stephnie Weir: Karen
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Quotes
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Nathaniel Plimpton : Business is not personal, it's about the bottom line. It's about efficiency, saving time and money...
Karen : Just do it! I can't take it anymore, do with me what you will! Fire me, throw me out... cover me in honey and blindfold me. My safe word is penis!
[Daryl bursts out of his office]
Darryl Whitefeather : I heard someone yell penis. What's wrong, Karen?
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Paula Proctor : I can't get fired! Alright, my marriage is in shambles, we're already paying for two places to live, I'm gonna have to quit law school! This job's the only thing keeping my family afloat!
Karen : I bough a chinchilla from a high-priced dealer in Ventura and the APR is 10%!
George : I'm the one who's gonna get fired. Mark my words, it's always me.
Tim : Gary, stop being so self-involved.
George : George! It's George! My name is George!
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Rebecca Bunch : What's with the faces? Karen, did you try to cook a chicken in the microwave again?
Karen : Not today! But it can be done.
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Paula Proctor , Maya , Tim , George , Karen : Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. What's his purpose going to be?
Paula Proctor : Who's this new character? I mean, he's such "a character!" Such a big persona that's not relatable at all.
Tim : Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? And by far into the season, I mean it's almost fall!
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Paula Proctor , Tim , Maya , George , Karen : Who's the new guy? I don't trust him.
Maya : He's suspiciously good looking in ways that normal people are not!
Karen : Is this some sort of desperate move to help our ratings?
Paula Proctor , Tim , Maya , George : You mean our terrible ratings on legal-scores.com?
Karen : Yeah.
George : Will he be here forever?
Paula Proctor : Or just for two or three episodes? I mean Karen's manic episodes.
Karen : I'm a ticking time bomb!
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Paula Proctor , Tim , George , Maya , Karen : Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives? Is this someone new we're gonna have to grow to care about? Why should we root for someone male, straight and white?
