Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh? (2017)
Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor
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Quotes
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Paula Proctor : Okay, just give it to me straight. Who is getting fired? I mean, it's gotta be Karen, right? She's awful! I mean, can we make it Karen if it's not Karen?
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Paula Proctor : I can't get fired! Alright, my marriage is in shambles, we're already paying for two places to live, I'm gonna have to quit law school! This job's the only thing keeping my family afloat!
Karen : I bough a chinchilla from a high-priced dealer in Ventura and the APR is 10%!
George : I'm the one who's gonna get fired. Mark my words, it's always me.
Tim : Gary, stop being so self-involved.
George : George! It's George! My name is George!
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Paula Proctor : The minute I laid eyes on him, I knew we were all in trouble. A man with a face that perfectly symmetrical has no soul.
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Paula Proctor , Maya , Tim , George , Karen : Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. What's his purpose going to be?
Paula Proctor : Who's this new character? I mean, he's such "a character!" Such a big persona that's not relatable at all.
Tim : Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? And by far into the season, I mean it's almost fall!
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Paula Proctor , Tim , Maya , George , Karen : Who's the new guy? I don't trust him.
Maya : He's suspiciously good looking in ways that normal people are not!
Karen : Is this some sort of desperate move to help our ratings?
Paula Proctor , Tim , Maya , George : You mean our terrible ratings on legal-scores.com?
Karen : Yeah.
George : Will he be here forever?
Paula Proctor : Or just for two or three episodes? I mean Karen's manic episodes.
Karen : I'm a ticking time bomb!
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Paula Proctor , Tim , George , Maya , Karen : Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives? Is this someone new we're gonna have to grow to care about? Why should we root for someone male, straight and white?
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[Rebecca has Nathaniel pinned to the floor and struggles to stab him in the throat with a pen]
Paula Proctor : Daryl, you're the boss! You have to intervene!
Darryl Whitefeather : Actually, I'm not a boss. I'm not even a co-boss, I'm a semi-pseudo boss. I mean nothing! I'm useless! A puppet! A male cheerleader!
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Paula Proctor : Oh, he's a terrible person! He is a terrible, terrible... dreamboat. Like, it's weird how good looking he is. Right? It's like he's chiseled out of evil marble.
