Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)

So Then a Bat or A Monkey (2017)

Nathan Fillion: Gary West

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• Joel : You know, 15 years ago, I would have punched you, once. I might have dropped you. If not, you would have beaten the hell out of me, 'cause I just had the one move, and you're a substantial man. But now I have a family, a career, a life. I'm not gonna be the guy who gets into bar fights.

  Gary West : You mean loses bar fights.

  Joel : You're missing my point.

  Gary West : You don't wanna get into a fight because you're afraid you might lose.

  Joel : That is exactly wrong. The losing is a given...

  Gary West : Damn straight.

  Joel : And it's irrelevant.

  Gary West : You mean inevitable.

  Joel : Goddamn it, you're frustrating. At this point in my life, I'm not gonna be the kind of person...

  Gary West : ...who wins a bar fight.

  Joel : God fuck, what's the matter with you?

  Gary West : You are.

  Joel : I'm trying to explain a very simple concept.

  Gary West : You are.

  Joel : I'm just gonna call this a draw and go home.

• Gary West : Is there a problem?

  Joel : Oh, God, not you.

  Gary West : Look, Joel, obviously you're upset, but if Sheila doesn't wanna go with you.

  Joel : Shut up, Gary. Sheila...

  Sheila Hammond : Life should be fun, honey. And I don't care what Consumer Reports says, that car is hot.

  Gary West : She wants to have fun, Joel.

  Joel : And doesn't care what Consumer Reports says. I heard her, Gary.