The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Jack Palance/Joanna Cassidy/Jose Molina/Orson Bean (1974)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Jack Rabbit : I gotta go now.
Johnny Carson : Well, I wish I could go with you. I'm stuck, the rest of the show.
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Johnny Carson : Isn't that the correct term? That you mount a butterfly?... Very gingerly, I might add.
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Johnny Carson : Mother's Day is dear to everyone's heart. Did you know that?
Ed McMahon : That's true - yes.
Johnny Carson : Western Union and the Florists' Telegraph Delivery association, mainly.
[dead silence from the audience as they wait for a punchline that is not forthcoming, then sympathetic laughter]
Johnny Carson : ...My god - I went deaf!... A tumor actually...