Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Coral Palms, Part 1 (2016)

Andre Braugher: Raymond Holt

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Quotes 

• Jake Peralta : Figure out what's living in there yet?

  Captain Ray Holt : Well, uh, judging by the empty beer cars, the fur, the pornography, and the claw marks, I'd say a homeless man and a raccoon. The exact nature of their relationship is still revealing itself.

  Jake Peralta : I'm gonna assume sexual.

• Captain Ray Holt : I don't think your wrist is supposed to move like that.

  Jake Peralta : No, it's been like this since I broke it playing football in high school.

  [Captain Holt doesn't believe him] 

  Jake Peralta : Fine, I petted a horse too hard.

• Captain Ray Holt : [to potential ATV buyers]  These machines are death traps. If you purchase one, you will be maimed.

  Jake Peralta : [laughs]  You won't be maimed. Most of the injuries are internal.

• Jordan Carfton : A great viral video like that could fetch me ten grand. And do you know what type of tanning bed I could get for that kind of money?

  [beat, then intensely] 

  Jordan Carfton : A mid-range one.

  Captain Ray Holt : Not necessary. Your tan is great as-is. You look like an evenly-stained deck.

  Jordan Carfton : All right, dude. Keep it in your pants. Like, I get why you're into this, and I could see something going on with us later, but right now, I need the cash.