- Lucas Friar: You're always such a romantic.
- Riley Matthews: I am, I love romance. This triangle needs to die right now.
- Maya Hart: What? Why?
- Lucas Friar: How? We've tried before.
- Riley Matthews: Yeah, but this time there's something stronger. Seasons change. It's nature. Nature knows it's time for the triangle to die.
- Riley Matthews: Okay. Triangle over. Our mothers told us that you made a choice.
- Lucas Friar: Yeah, I did, but it shouldn't be my choice. It should be a decision that we all make.
- Maya Hart: I got no pride. Just flip a coin. Let's get a pizza.
- Joshua Matthews: [comes in] Movie night!
- Lucas Friar: Movie night!
- Riley Matthews, Maya Hart: Coward!
- Lucas Friar: I know!
- Lucas Friar: Riley, please don't leave me. There isn't anyone else in this world.
- Riley Matthews: Because we're the perfect couple?
- Lucas Friar: No, because there isn't anyone else in this world.
- Maya Hart: My human nature is completely under control and there's nothing or nobody who could ever change that.
- Joshua Matthews: [walks in the room] Hey, kiddies.
- Maya Hart: [giggles nervously] I'm wrong.
- Riley Matthews: Here we go.
- Maya Hart: You're my chaperone?
- Topanga Matthews: I invited him.
- Maya Hart: I love you!
- Topanga Matthews: I'm coming too.
- Cory Matthews: I invited her. I'm smart.
- Topanga Matthews: We'll be watching over you.
- Joshua Matthews: 'Kay. My name's Josh, and I'll be with you all day and all night, so no monkey business.
- Maya Hart: [makes monkey noises]
- Cory Matthews: Nature! The only place a bear can kill you from. Nature!
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: What happened at the ski lodge?
- Riley Matthews: A mountain girl kissed him.
- Cory Matthews: I didn't kiss her back!
- Maya Hart: Nature!
- Cory Matthews: How 'bout I throw you back on the street where ya came from, you waif?
- Riley Matthews: Those were very bad times for Cory and Topanga. But everything's fine now, except we can't ski ever or say ski or walk downhill.
- Farkle Minkus: So why's he all upset with nature?
- Riley Matthews: Guess where the hike is.
- Isadora Smackle: The Mount Sun Lodge.
- Cory Matthews: Nature!
- [breaks stick]
- Riley Matthews: What are you doing, Dad?
- Cory Matthews: The ski lodge was almost the end of Cory and Topanga, America's sweethearts, and now I know something there's gonna happen to you. So I am preparing you for nature!
- Maya Hart: [to Lucas] Hey! Boing has nothing to do with this, okay? He's just a fantasy. You don't go out with a fantasy; you only think about him all the time. What's the matter with you?