Mom (TV Series)

Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side (2016)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

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Quotes 

• Christy : [after the 4 of them spend a long time walking the barrel of syrup over to the car]  We did it!

  Jill : Yeah, dumbass men would've probably just backed the car up to the barrel.

  [laughs. The other three look at her, stunned] 

  Jill : What?

  [looks at each one with wide eyes] 

• Christy : Welcome to the Interstate 5 Mile Marker 23 chapter meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous. Hi, I'm Christy.

  Bonnie , Wendy , Jill : Hi Christy.

  Christy : I know that we like to joke about the things we got away with back in the day when we were drinking... and drugging, and maybe it's funny because *we* got away with it, but Jodi didn't.

• Bonnie : There's a product in Canada, pure, uncut, we can buy it for pennies on the dollar and make a fortune off it.

  Christy : Our friend just died from an overdose and you want to go to Canada to smuggle drugs?

  Bonnie : I'm not talking about drugs, I'm talking maple syrup.

  Jill : Is that a street name for something?

  Bonnie : No, it's maple syrup.

  Jill : The stuff you put on pancakes?

  Wendy : And waffles.

  Christy : You ever put it on bacon?

  Wendy : No but that sounds delicious!

  Christy : You glaze it with syrup and put it in the oven at 350...

• Wendy : Do you think they have syrup sniffing dogs?

  Bonnie : Yes, Wendy, they've given up on heroin and now they're cracking down on Aunt Jemima!

  Jill : They *are* searching all the cars, maybe we should turn around.

  Christy : Good idea, a U-turn at the border, that's not going to look suspicious at all!

• Christy : [Jill drowns them out singing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart]  When do we come back in?

  Jill : When it's your car.