Mom (TV Series)

Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy Plunkett : I can understand ordering lava cake, but I don't understand how you got it on your ass.

  Bonnie Plunkett : [trying to clean her dress]  Because it's lava!

• Christy Plunkett : I am not dating Candace's father!

  Bonnie Plunkett : [trying to clean her dress she was going to return]  This is a $1,200 dress, yes you are!

• Bonnie Plunkett : [on how to dress for dinner with Candace and her father]  I'm thinking of something from Neiman Marcus.

  Christy Plunkett : How can you afford that?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Simple, keep the tags on to return it the next day, and make sure not to sweat, spill or dribble.

  Christy Plunkett : You're an evil genius. What do I do about shoes though?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Put nipple pasties on them so we don't scuff the bottoms.

  Christy Plunkett : You've done this before, haven't you?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Yeah, unfortunately we'll have to wear our own underwear.