- Maya Hart: What, you're not sitting with us anymore?
- Riley Matthews: I don't deserve to sit with you guys. I am disgraced. D for disgraced.
- Lucas Friar: Riley, it's only one grade.
- Maya Hart: Yeah, you know how many Ds I got in middle school? Once I got five Ds in one day.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: You're Cinco de Maya.
- Isadora Smackle: I am excited that we are partaking in this intellectual endeavour together, dearest.
- Farkle Minkus: As am I. Even though I am beginning to think that you are my intellectual superior.
- Isadora Smackle: I used to think so, but now I regard us as equals.
- Riley Matthews, Maya Hart, Lucas Friar, Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Aww.
- Farkle Minkus: Good. Then you're not as smart as I thought.
- Lucas Friar: AWW... aw...
- [everybody look at him]
- Lucas Friar: I hate when that happens.
- Lucas Friar: [about not getting into the football team] It's all right. Baseball's our sport anyway.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Yeah. Lucas was our star in middle school.
- Isadora Smackle: What were you?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: I was his cute friend.
- Farkle Minkus: What do you do when you realize you're not the smartest kid in school anymore?
- Riley Matthews: I don't know. Maya, what do you do when you realize your best days might have been in middle school?
- Maya Hart: I don't know. Why don't we ask my big fat honkin' A?
- [puts the paper to her ear like a phone]
- Maya Hart: What do you do, A? Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
- Riley Matthews: What did it say, what did it say?
- Lucas Friar, Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Shh!
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Maya and A don't get to spend a lot of time together.
- Lucas Friar: Let's let them have a moment.
- [everyone except Riley and Maya leaves]
- Maya Hart: [still talking to the paper] Oh, I don't know... Anywhere in the world, as long as it's with you. Yeah, she's great. She doesn't get good grades, though.
- [Riley leaves, upset. Maya puts the paper down to leave to, but then goes back to it and puts it to her ear again]
- Maya Hart: No, you hang up. No, you hang up! You still there? Oh, A!
- Lucas Friar: We had the first baseball try out today. All my life, baseball's always come easy to me.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Not today.
- Lucas Friar: It's gone. I mean, I get up the bat, and I can't even see the ball!
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Meanwhile, back on this side of the room...
- Lucas Friar: He can't miss. He's hitten everything. He's great in the field and he's an all star.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Wait, Lucas, tell them what the coach said about me, tell 'em.
- Lucas Friar: [in an impressed tone] He said: "Good day, kid."
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Now, tell them what he said about you.
- Lucas Friar: [in a goodbye tone] He said: "Good day, kid!"
- Maya Hart: Smackle's the genius in your chemistry class?
- Farkle Minkus: Smackle's the genius everywhere.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Well, you're with us now.
- Isadora Smackle: Don't hit on me in front of Lucas.
- Lucas Friar: Smackle!
- Isadora Smackle: Don't hit on me in front of Farkle!
- Farkle Minkus: Smackle!
- Isadora Smackle: You, me, Lucas and Zay. We're better than a triangle. We're a quadrilateral.
- Maya Hart: [confused] What's that?
- Farkle Minkus: It means square. Over here we say square.
- Farkle Minkus: Do you know what the worst thing of life is? The worst thing of life is when someone you know is better than you in every way.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Rubs it in your face?
- Farkle Minkus: No.
- Lucas Friar: Can't hit a baseball to save his life?
- Farkle Minkus: Me time!
- Lucas Friar: I was talking about you.
- Riley Matthews: I learned how to conjugate the Spanish word Chewbacca.
- Topanga Matthews: How do you do that?
- Riley Matthews: [makes wookie noise]