Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Give & Take (2016)

Craig Charles: Lister

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• Lister : How's your lie mode these days? Do you still do that crazy nervous stuttery thing?

  Kryten : Please, sir, I am now fluent in all the deceptive arts. I could work for FIFA.

• Kryten : [Whilst onboard a derelict ship]  Remember sirs, the asteroid storm will destroy this ship in five hours.

  [Rubble falls from the ceiling] 

  Cat : Let's split up into pairs, we can search quicker that way.

  Rimmer : As acting superior officer, I naturally get the first choice.

  [points to Cat] 

  Rimmer : Don't want you.

  [points to Kryten] 

  Rimmer : Don't want you.

  [Only Lister is left] 

  Rimmer : Why is the never anyone good here? You'd get more choice in an Amish barber's. Kryten, you're with me, let's move, people.

  [Kryten and Rimmer head off] 

  Lister : If they ever decided to recognize services to Toss-pottery,

  [points to Rimmer] 

  Lister : he'll be a hall of famer.

• Lister : [Starbug approaches a derelict]  What kind of space station is it, Kryts? Any idea?

  Kryten : I don't recognize it, sir. But I must confess I did delete some files off my hard drive this morning to create more memory.

  Lister : Really? Is that safe?

  Kryten : Oh, have no fear, sir. I only deleted information I considered frivolous and idiotic.

  Rimmer : Without checking with me first?

  Kryten : And you are?

  Rimmer : Go into your trash folder, you metal moron and undelete the "Rimmer" file. You must've dumped me in there by mistake.

  Kryten : That's highly unlikely whoever you are, but I'll check anyway.

  [searching] 

  Kryten : Oh! There's a folder in here marked "Captain Bollocks." Could that be you?