- Daisy Ridley (segment "Star Wars Auditions"): [reading her line] Hurry, the ship's leaving!
- Sofia Vergara: Yes! We have to go to space!
- [pause]
- Sofia Vergara: Is this for the little Minions?
- Daisy Ridley (segment "Star Wars Auditions"): What?
- Sofia Vergara: I love Minions! The little yellow guys! They are so funny! You can't understand nothing they say!
- Jon Hamm (segment "Star Wars Auditions"): Uh, I kind of wrote some of my own stuff. I, I think I gave you guys copies. So if you guys wanna start, you have the first line, it's 'What's up, Hamm Solo?', and I'm like, 'How's it going, guys?'
- Director: Emma Stone for Rey, Take Five.
- Emma Stone (segment "Star Wars Auditions"): Just before we start, I know that the Star Wars universe is very diverse. And I don't know if you saw the movie 'Aloha', but I can play a very convincing part-Asian woman.