Love, Simon (2018)

Natasha Rothwell: Ms. Albright

Quotes 

• Ms. Albright : Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me. We're not friends. You're not going to braid my hair or paint my nails. Get your ass off the table now, you sweaty, hormonal virgins. You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long that by the time it's over, you're going to be the fat, bald, unhappily married, wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become.

  Spencer : You can't talk to us like that.

  Ms. Albright : Actually I can, 'cuz I just did. And you know why? Because you're just those two assholes who did that shitty thing in front of the whole school. And guess what? Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me. Now walk. Mr. Worth's office. Now.

  Ms. Albright : [Grabbing speaker]  Unh-uh. That's mine now. I'm'ma sell it, get my tubes tied.

• Ms. Albright : Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis. It is a rental.

• Ms. Albright : I was an extra in "The Lion King" and this is where I am.