- Celia: [after announcing that she has auditioned for a play in the local theatre to keep her brain active] Learning lines keeps your neurons... neurinating
- Celia: [at Gillian's house, in front of a laptop] It's a state school!
- Gillian: What, like... Where the ordinary people go?
- Celia: Uh. Oh, hell's bells.
- Alan: Come on, spit it out.
- Celia: What? Oh... I don't think it's in a very nice area.
- Alan: Well, how can you tell?
- Raff: [reading over Celia's shoulder] Oh my God. Crow Wood Park. That's where Adrian Bottomley got sent when they expelled him. It's where that science teacher got stabbed last year.
- [pauses]
- Raff: He pulled through.
- Gillian: I think Eddie knows we've got married, me and Robbie, and he doesn't like it. And this time... This time what that paramedic said... Robbie could've been dead.
- Caroline: [approaching Gillian at a restaurant] I'm afraid it's just me.
- Gillian: [sitting alone at a table meant for a large group] Hm. Well, I can handle that.
- Caroline: [sitting down next to Gillian] Effortlessly, I appear to have pissed everyone off.
- Gillian: Oh, went well, then? The move?
- Caroline: What are we drinking?
- Gillian: Oh, the usual shite. I'm thinking about becoming a lesbian.
- Caroline: [puts down her wine glass after taking a sip] Ah, Christ, that's rough.
- Gillian: You will notice I, too, am alone.
- Waiter: Is there anything I can help you ladies with?
- Gillian: Ladies? Who's he trying to kid? Who you trying to kid?
- Caroline: Ah, yes, thank you. A smaller table and a wine list.