Last Tango in Halifax (TV Series)

Episode #4.1 (2016)

Sarah Lancashire: Caroline

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Celia : [Celia's mobile rings]  Oh, hello, now what?

  [answering] 

  Celia : Hello!

  Caroline : Mum? Guess what?

  Celia : The aliens have landed?

  Caroline : No, not yet. Uh, well, they might have, but no one's told me.

• Celia : I think you spend too much time with Gillian.

  Caroline : How?

  Celia : Because you're starting to talk like her.

  Caroline : [under her breath]  Bollocks.

• Caroline : [approaching Gillian at a restaurant]  I'm afraid it's just me.

  Gillian : [sitting alone at a table meant for a large group]  Hm. Well, I can handle that.

  Caroline : [sitting down next to Gillian]  Effortlessly, I appear to have pissed everyone off.

  Gillian : Oh, went well, then? The move?

  Caroline : What are we drinking?

  Gillian : Oh, the usual shite. I'm thinking about becoming a lesbian.

  Caroline : [puts down her wine glass after taking a sip]  Ah, Christ, that's rough.

  Gillian : You will notice I, too, am alone.

  Waiter : Is there anything I can help you ladies with?

  Gillian : Ladies? Who's he trying to kid? Who you trying to kid?

  Caroline : Ah, yes, thank you. A smaller table and a wine list.