- Laura Diamond: Car owner is either messier than me or New Yorkers are using the river as their garbage can
- Jake Broderick: No car owner is messier than you
- Laura Diamond: Uh, thank you
- Max Carnegie: You went to Terrence Van Doren's house without me? I demand intel me on this, square footage and the decor! Go!
- Laura Diamond: Obsessed much?
- Max Carnegie: Oh, yeah! Only since his house was featured in Architecture and Decor. When I was 15, the other boys had their dirty magazines, I had mine
- Jake Broderick: [On riding a motorcycle] Oh, I can still ride
- Meredith Bose: We're talking crotch-rockets, not fat boys. And I can bet a pay check, I look better in leathers
- Terrence Van Doren: How's Isabel's case progressing?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: We're actively pursuing leads
- Terrence Van Doren: I decode double speak for a living. You've got nothing!
- Meredith Bose: What a scumbag. What is it about marriage that makes men change and turn them into possessive, angry SOBs?
- Billy Soto: There are lots of good marriages. We just don't get called out to those
- Meredith Bose: I've been bridesmaid six times and all the marriages flamed out. It's like men see wedding rings as tiny handcuffs and they all got to be Houdini
- Terrence Van Doren: [On TV] I've always had great respect for the NYPD
- Laura Diamond: [Walks into Santiani's office] Captain?
- Terrence Van Doren: [On TV] but now, I understand the recent anti-police backlash. Detective Diamond and her ex-husband detective Broderick are the epidemy of rogue cops! Should they even be working together?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: [Turns TV off] You know, I ask myself that every day and now so does the police commissioner, who's on my ass, screaming about my inability to control my detectives
- Laura Diamond: This is a blatant attempt to intimidate us! Which is just proof that I'm right, that Claire Van Doren was murdered!
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Are we done?
- [Laura sighs]
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Take! Him! Down!
- Laura Diamond: I'm sorry? Did you just actually back my play?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Hell, yeah!
- Laura Diamond: Wow. I didn't expect that, coming from you
- Captain Nancy Santiani: I've dealt with toads like Van Doren before. Now, I assume you have a plan
- Laura Diamond: Plan-ish...
- Terrence Van Doren: Well, you go right ahead. It's a waste of time
- Laura Diamond: Well, you know me, the very picture of NYPD incompetence.
- [Terrence walks away]
- Laura Diamond: Oh, I cannot believe how clean this house is. I could eat of the floor
- Jake Broderick: That's not saying much. You eat of your floors
- Laura Diamond: Feel free to come and mop any time you want
- Jake Broderick: Oh, I do my share of the house work
- Laura Diamond: [sighs] You did your share on a lot of things
- Jake Broderick: That doesn't sound like a compliment
- Laura Diamond: No?