The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)

The Mystery of the Watery Grave (2015)

Jeffrey Pierce: Terrence Van Doren

Quotes 

• Terrence Van Doren : How's Isabel's case progressing?

  Captain Nancy Santiani : We're actively pursuing leads

  Terrence Van Doren : I decode double speak for a living. You've got nothing!

• Terrence Van Doren : [On TV]  I've always had great respect for the NYPD

  Laura Diamond : [Walks into Santiani's office]  Captain?

  Terrence Van Doren : [On TV]  but now, I understand the recent anti-police backlash. Detective Diamond and her ex-husband detective Broderick are the epidemy of rogue cops! Should they even be working together?

  Captain Nancy Santiani : [Turns TV off]  You know, I ask myself that every day and now so does the police commissioner, who's on my ass, screaming about my inability to control my detectives

  Laura Diamond : This is a blatant attempt to intimidate us! Which is just proof that I'm right, that Claire Van Doren was murdered!

  Captain Nancy Santiani : Are we done?

  [Laura sighs] 

  Captain Nancy Santiani : Take! Him! Down!

  Laura Diamond : I'm sorry? Did you just actually back my play?

  Captain Nancy Santiani : Hell, yeah!

  Laura Diamond : Wow. I didn't expect that, coming from you

  Captain Nancy Santiani : I've dealt with toads like Van Doren before. Now, I assume you have a plan

  Laura Diamond : Plan-ish...

• Terrence Van Doren : Well, you go right ahead. It's a waste of time

  Laura Diamond : Well, you know me, the very picture of NYPD incompetence.

  [Terrence walks away] 

  Laura Diamond : Oh, I cannot believe how clean this house is. I could eat of the floor

  Jake Broderick : That's not saying much. You eat of your floors

  Laura Diamond : Feel free to come and mop any time you want

  Jake Broderick : Oh, I do my share of the house work

  Laura Diamond : [sighs]  You did your share on a lot of things

  Jake Broderick : That doesn't sound like a compliment

  Laura Diamond : No?