The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Watery Grave (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Laura Diamond : Car owner is either messier than me or New Yorkers are using the river as their garbage can
Jake Broderick : No car owner is messier than you
Laura Diamond : Uh, thank you
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Max Carnegie : You went to Terrence Van Doren's house without me? I demand intel me on this, square footage and the decor! Go!
Laura Diamond : Obsessed much?
Max Carnegie : Oh, yeah! Only since his house was featured in Architecture and Decor. When I was 15, the other boys had their dirty magazines, I had mine
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Laura Diamond : [In a discussion with Santiani] What if I'm right? It's a bad habit of mine
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Terrence Van Doren : [On TV] I've always had great respect for the NYPD
Laura Diamond : [Walks into Santiani's office] Captain?
Terrence Van Doren : [On TV] but now, I understand the recent anti-police backlash. Detective Diamond and her ex-husband detective Broderick are the epidemy of rogue cops! Should they even be working together?
Captain Nancy Santiani : [Turns TV off] You know, I ask myself that every day and now so does the police commissioner, who's on my ass, screaming about my inability to control my detectives
Laura Diamond : This is a blatant attempt to intimidate us! Which is just proof that I'm right, that Claire Van Doren was murdered!
Captain Nancy Santiani : Are we done?
[Laura sighs]
Captain Nancy Santiani : Take! Him! Down!
Laura Diamond : I'm sorry? Did you just actually back my play?
Captain Nancy Santiani : Hell, yeah!
Laura Diamond : Wow. I didn't expect that, coming from you
Captain Nancy Santiani : I've dealt with toads like Van Doren before. Now, I assume you have a plan
Laura Diamond : Plan-ish...
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Terrence Van Doren : Well, you go right ahead. It's a waste of time
Laura Diamond : Well, you know me, the very picture of NYPD incompetence.
[Terrence walks away]
Laura Diamond : Oh, I cannot believe how clean this house is. I could eat of the floor
Jake Broderick : That's not saying much. You eat of your floors
Laura Diamond : Feel free to come and mop any time you want
Jake Broderick : Oh, I do my share of the house work
Laura Diamond : [sighs] You did your share on a lot of things
Jake Broderick : That doesn't sound like a compliment
Laura Diamond : No?