- Derek Morgan: [seeing how fit JJ is upon her return from maternity leave] Okay, you did not just have a baby.
- Aaron Hotchner: [opening quote] "We are all sharks circling and waiting for blood to appear in the water" - Alan Clark
- Jennifer Jareau: Okay, now tell me all about Tara Lewis
- Dr. Spencer Reid: She is really excited to meet you. I think her exact words after reading your reports, were: "Is JJ as awesome as I think she is?"
- Jennifer Jareau: I like her already
- Joy Rossi: [Phone rings] Hang on, it's my editor
- [picks up her phone]
- Joy Rossi: This is Joy Rossi... Uh, huh... Yeah... Just send me the latest version... Thanks
- [hangs up]
- David Rossi: Joy Rossi?
- Joy Rossi: I didn't get to use the name Rossi growing up so I thought I'd try a new byline. What do you think?
- David Rossi: I think I need to get a subscription to Esquire!
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [Knocks on door] Paddy Morris? This is the FBI!
- Paddy Morris: [Wakes up] Very funny, Josh!
- [Reid knocks again, Paddy walks to the door and opens it]
- Paddy Morris: It's too early for this...
- [sees Reid and Derek]
- Paddy Morris: You're not Josh!