- Vax'ildan: Good sir dwarf, clearly we are idiots.
- Dungeon Master: That's the first true thing you've said since you called me out of my meal.
- Scanlan: Ok, I'm gonna move right there, into the room as far as I can.
- Dungeon Master: That's as far as, you can go that far.
- Scanlan: Ok, and I'm going to cast stinking cloud. Right there. It's gonna smell like just ass over there.
- Grog: With my frenzied rage renewed, I run towards the water, haunted by nightmares of Sebastian and the Little Mermaid and I leap into the water, and start slashing, and slashing.
- Dungeon Master: Go ahead and make your 3 attacks Grog.
- Grog: Le poisson, le poisson, he he he, fuck you bitch.
- Scanlan: I will sing a song of rest. And it goes a little something like Scanlan make you feel good. Scanlan make you feel real good.
- Vax'ildan: Tell you what, when we drag our asses out of that mine, we'll come straight to you.
- Vex'ahlia: And we'll have some of that dried fruit.
- [Winks]
- Dungeon Master: I'll save a batch for you, you half-elf lass.
- Vax'ildan: Do the wink thing you do.
- Vex'ahlia: I did, I already did actually.
- Vax'ildan: Oh, you did it already. She's good at winking.
- Dungeon Master: I saw, it was a good wink. Made my shoulders tingle. That might be the diabetes... mostly the wink I think.