Critical Role (TV Series)

Into the Greyspine Mines (2015)

Liam O'Brien: Vax'ildan

Quotes 

• Vax'ildan : Good sir dwarf, clearly we are idiots.

  Dungeon Master : That's the first true thing you've said since you called me out of my meal.

• Grog : We have, also if you're interested, in trade, basilisk eggs, and parts of an umberhulk.

  Vax'ildan : And a troll dick.

  Grog : Nope, that's gone. We flogged him with it, and then it disappeared.

  Vax'ildan : I detract my offer.

  Grog : It was used very well.

• Vax'ildan : Tell you what, when we drag our asses out of that mine, we'll come straight to you.

  Vex'ahlia : And we'll have some of that dried fruit.

  [Winks] 

  Dungeon Master : I'll save a batch for you, you half-elf lass.

  Vax'ildan : Do the wink thing you do.

  Vex'ahlia : I did, I already did actually.

  Vax'ildan : Oh, you did it already. She's good at winking.

  Dungeon Master : I saw, it was a good wink. Made my shoulders tingle. That might be the diabetes... mostly the wink I think.