Mother's Day (I) (2016)

Britt Robertson: Kristin

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• Jesse : So, Sandy's ex-husband just got remarried...

  Kristin : Oh...

  Jesse : ...to, like, a 12-year-old.

  Kristin : Oh!

  Jesse : So...

  Kristin : Yeah.

  Sandy : Well, I was actually going to say carpooling and bagging lunches, but, you know, or that.

• Kristin : I mean, I have her address, I just haven't had the courage to contact her. I'm really scared.

  Jesse : God, of course. That's... Who wouldn't be? I mean, that's crazy. You don't even know what she's going to be like. You don't even know your mother and she has this power over you. You're going to have to face it sooner or later. You can do it.

• Jesse : [to her son, who's peeing in front of the guests]  Tanner, nononono!

  Kristin : Oh!

  Jesse : It's like the fourth time he's done this.

• Kristin : I have abandonment issues!

• Sandy : By the way, your child is eating sand, if you...

  Jesse : Tanner, don't eat that. There's cat poop in it.

  Kristin : That's so gross. What if there is cat poop...

  Kristin : No, he's fine. They survive...

  Kristin : Cat poop...

  Jesse : And then they grow up to be just like us.

  Sandy : Yeah, and they have a very healthy immune system.