- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Well, at least you can duck. You are a duck. I don't know what kind of fucked up duck can't fuckin' duck.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh I see, you bounce on the skateboarding penguin's heads. How can I be so casual when I say skateboarding penguins?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I got it, Mad Max. It was made by Mindscape, proving that not every NES movie based game was made by LJN. See, LJN was like a cat and the NES library was it's litter box. When the litter box gets too shitty, the cat shits somewhere else. Now I'm on track. Well, you drive around, you run around shooting people, you drive, shoot, drive, shoot, buy stuff, drive and shoot. I wish it were LJN because they would've given me more to talk about.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I remember the show, but I'm not overly familiar with it, which is a fair spot to be in. I have no high expectations, or low expectations. By now, I've played some of the most horrible games that are humanly possible to make: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Big Rigs, Hong Kong 97. I think I've set the bar too high, or too low, depending on which way you look at it. So now, let's go into some more sensible territory, let's get serious. Or should I say, "Let's get dangerous"?