Mom (TV Series)
Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike (2015)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
Quotes
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Bonnie : I'll never forget my first night in prison, scared to DEATH.
Marjorie : When'd you finally relax?
Bonnie : I never did, I stayed scared the whole time. Did you gang up?
Marjorie : Didn't have to. The first day in I went up to the biggest bull out in the yard and beat the crap out of her with my shoe.
Bonnie : Really? Wow...
[offers her candy]
Bonnie : Snickers bar?
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Marjorie : You guys will never believe this. We're outside and can't find a parking space, Regina says this little prayer, suddenly an SUV pulls out right in front of the restaurant, with time left on the meter.
Regina : Ask and ye shall receive. Thank you, Jesus.
Bonnie : Let me get this straight, there's war, disease and hunger, but God has time to find you a parking space?
Regina : With time on the meter, thank you, Jesus!
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Bonnie : Let me get this straight. You got released from prison three years early, you've been out for two days, you already have a great job and you're living rent free in a mansion with a tennis court?
Jill Kendall : Two, one grass, one clay.
Regina : And get this... Jill's letting me drive her old Range Rover.
Jill Kendall : It's a 2013, the GPS is all messed up.
Bonnie : [the women look at each other, cut to all of them in Regina's church clapping and singing] When can I start asking for stuff?
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Bonnie : Why did You take Alvin away?
Jesus : It was his time.
Bonnie : What does that even mean?
Jesus : He had to repair things with you and Christy. He did. Now it's on you.
Bonnie : What's that supposed to mean?
Jesus : You still have things to repair with Christy, and Violet, and Roscoe, and... oops, I almost gave something away.
Bonnie : When does it stop hurting?
Jesus : When you wake up.
[wakes up, gets a look of tranquility on her face, turns over and curls up beside Christy]
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Marjorie : Nobody is happier than I am that Regina is free and I'm happy for her that she has found religion.
Bonnie : But?
Marjorie : But if I have to live with her for one more day, I'm going to rip her throat out.
Bonnie : I knew it!
Marjorie : All day long she's just 'God loves me!', 'God forgives me!' she's more tiring than the chemo.
Bonnie : So you want an alibi.
Marjorie : I want her to come live with you.
Bonnie : So *I* need an alibi. Why don't you just pray for God to take Regina away?
Marjorie : I tried, it didn't work.