- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [after Hodgins captures a dangerous spider in the abandoned book store where the victim was found] Oh my God!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What? You get bit?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, it's my book! In the *clearance* section.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There are evulsion fractures in the right and left humeri.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay. Is there something in there that I can use?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're tweeting about Caroline's teaching program.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. And some people have even donated. The sociological and anthropological effects of social media can be quite positive.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's great, Bones.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I've even learned to use emoticons.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Emoticons? No, no. You're not the emoticon... material type of woman.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Apparently, I am. Smiley face. Wink, wink.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Sees Bones is taking a picture of the dinner he cooked] What are you doin'? No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [as she is tweeting] What? I think my followers will appreciate this.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Really?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hash tag, best husband ever.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Pleased with that] That's not too bad. Yeah, that's good. Okay, you can do that. How about a picture of me serving you?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, I don't think so.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [a little hurt] Right.
- James Aubrey: The latest data shows that the US is 14th in public education, but we beat Slovakia, so, that's something
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, I don't think tweets are meant to be anything profound or anything like that. Except if they're Flyers updates. That's life or death.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm not gonna let one psycho ruin all that.
- Caroline Julian: See, this is why I get all tingly when I see you, Seeley Booth.
- James Aubrey: Buried in a pile of books of the self-help section is definitely not the way I want to go out
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find this quite tragic
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, death is a tragedy
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, I'm not talking about the victim! I'm referring to the fact that this is what's left of the bookstore
- Camille Saroyan: Oh, I know! I used to send hours in places like this, thumbing through page after page looking for the perfect read
- Jack Hodgins: Yeah, that fresh new book smell. Oh man, an e-book doesn't have it
- James Aubrey: Yeah, who doesn't like huffing through books?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Guys, I suppose you all wanted to back to riding a horse to work
- James Aubrey: Good news is I'm not seeing anything about it online yet, but I did start following Dr. B on Twitter
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey, that's good, huh? Tell your friends! You have friends, right?
- James Aubrey: That's funny
- Camille Saroyan: [after a long deduction about what might have happened] Why couldn't all these tests just give the name and address of the killer?
- Jack Hodgins: Yeah
- Caroline Julian: So, she was killed at the school! Just what I was praying to avoid
- James Aubrey: You know, just because one person is guilty, it doesn't mean everyone is
- Caroline Julian: You're really believing that, don't you? Sweet! Stupid, but sweet
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Police dog barks at someone who wants to run away] FBI okay! You're not going anywhere! Me and my deputy dog here have a few questions for you
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Ms. Warren, do you have any updates?
- Jessica Warren: Yes! You are up to 1,023 followers
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh!
- Jessica Warren: With your status of public figure and my Twitter expertise, I think you can build an online empire
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, I was actually referring to updates on the case, but I find your twitter news #StrangelyExhilarated
- Jessica Warren: Nice one!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Interrogating a suspect] Pissed, because of this!
- James Aubrey: Your DC Hook Up profile! There's no way you're size-one, by the way
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [sighs] You know, that neighborhood has been through enough for us to jump to conclusions. We're just going with our leads, that's all we can do
- Caroline Julian: You're a good man, Seeley Booth. You're sure you don't wanna dump that beautiful doctor you've got and run away with me?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tell you what? Just give me a day to think about it, huh?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No! No, it's not random at all! The knees and spines are both fulcrums
- Camille Saroyan: Which means?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Starts walking out of the room quickly] Perfect! This makes perfect sense
- Camille Saroyan: [to Ms. Warren] Just once, I'd like her to tell us the biggest discovery before she runs out