- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Excited] Okay. So. We couldn't get to the remains from the lower floors, so I finally get to use my super winch!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh hey, bug boy uses a new toy.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm not gonna let your cold, dark heart ruin my lucky day. Alright?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Luck has nothing to do with it, Dr. Hodgins. But, I imagine there are easier ways to look at the remains.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, you guys are a couple of real downers. But, you're too late!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Mr. Bray, I understand that fixing your new girlfriend's clock may be a great way to impress her, but here, your job is to impress me.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: That looks very expensive. Did I buy it?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yes, yes you did, and I am very grateful! I'm sure the prosecutor will be as well.
- Wendell Bray: [Wendel starts giggling]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Cam gives Wendel the serious face and he stops giggling]
- Andie Roberts: Ugh, I'm late!
- Wendell Bray: We'd be on time if we didn't like each other so much
- Andie Roberts: [laughs] Oh, I know. Being in love is such a drag
- Wendell Bray: [Looks at the clock] Hey, wait a minute! We've got plenty of time! Maybe we could...
- Andie Roberts: Sorry, but that's not the right time. That clock was my grandmother's. I think that's why she was always late
- Wendell Bray: Hey! You're almost finished?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Fishing in a boiling aquarium with the victims bones] Don't rush the chef when he's making a stew
- Sammy Tucker: FBI? What happened? Did somebody kill somebody?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, Troy Carter
- Female Golfer: Carter is dead?
- Sammy Tucker: Oh my God! Troy is dead?
- Female Golfer: That's too bad
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, I say someone is dead and that's all you got?
- Female Golfer: We just said it's sad. Now move your ass! I'm trying to make a shot here!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm sorry?
- Female Golfer: Yeah, can you move?
- Sammy Tucker: Couldn't have done it without Lori here. Most of the money came from her modeling career
- Lori Tucker: Hm-mm
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm s... You're a model?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why are you surprised, Booth? Perfectly formed phalanges, the elegant metacarpals. You're a hand model, aren't you?
- Lori Tucker: Oh, yes! That was very good! Oh, Sammy, this one here has the gift
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yes, she does have the gift
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Blood? Are you sure?
- [Bones frowns]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Of course you're sure
- Angela Montenegro: I look into the accounts on Troy's phone. He was communicating with someone named Darla Simms. Looked pretty steamy
- James Aubrey: That's not good! Not at all!
- Angela Montenegro: Why? He's a healthy male and...
- James Aubrey: Yeah, a healthy 36 years old male. Darla Simms is only 18
- Angela Montenegro: Oh! That's barely legal and totally creepy!
- Darla Simms: I don't even care if Daddy found out. Sleeping with Troy... someone that good with a putter
- James Aubrey: You're actually mean "putter"?
- Darla Simms: [Smiles] Hmm
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, look, I can put a tracker on him if that'll make you feel better.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'd like that.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, fine. You sure you want me to spy on him?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Absolutely, wasn't your offer sincere?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It was very sincere. I'm just asking.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I believe the term is one in the hole
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, Bones, it's a hole in one.
- Eric Simms: What the hell am I doing here?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, a man's been murdered, Mr. Simms
- Eric Simms: It happens, right? But life goes on.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why don't you tell that to the Tiki God you just beat the crap out of?"
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Max, you gotta give us something here.
- Max Keenan: I gave you Barlow. Isn't that enough? I mean, you didn't even know where he was until I dug him up.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Which is why I got the charges dropped.
- Max Keenan: And I appreciate that.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You ever see anything like this before?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. There's a hallucinatory quality reminiscent of an experience I had taking ayahuasca once in the Andes.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: If the lady wants the tiki hut back to the lab, the tiki hut's going back to the lab! Rally it up!