- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Let me give you some advice: never play a movie-based game. You know why? Okay, okay, okay... they FUCK you with the movie games, okay. They fuck ya, they fuck ya. They know you're gonna buy the game, and by the time you play the game and realize you got fucked, it's too late. They don't care. And after they get done fucking you, they fuck you some more. Who got fucked? The ones who bought the game. The ones who rented it were the lucky ones. They fuck you with the graphics, fuck you with the music, fuck you with the gameplay. They fuck you, they fuck you, they fuck you!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Just a middle of the road, every day, button-mashing marathon. Considering the Super NES was out by this time makes it as worthwhile as yesterday's baby diapers.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Walk off screen to select a character. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. That'd be like if I just walked off screen right now and someone else came in.
- [walks off screen]
- Mike Matei: [comes in and sits down] I'm getting too old for this shit.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Both characters seem to operate the same pretty much. So there's no difference between them other than the color of their skin. Well, that's deep. Almost sounds like the game is trying to make some kind of moral statement... no, no, no, the game sucks.