- Abner Rosen: So understand this. Man does not have dominion over time. God has given man dominion over the Earth... That's right. But time transcends man's stewardship of this world. Science has finally gone too far and encroached where it does not not belong.
- Larry Fincher: All right, one more thing. How does it feel to be the top names in science since Albert Einstein?
- Ryan Winrich: Um, well, actually, Einstein once said that it's strange to be so well-known, and yet, still be so lonely.
- Nate Beaumont: Yeah, well, Dr. Nathan Beaumont
- [his own name]
- Nate Beaumont: once said, "Fuck Einstein."
- Nate Beaumont: Okay, what have we here? Let me guess. Science comes from the devil, am I right? Yeah, evolution is a lie, right? Jesus rode a dinosaur and the Earth is flat. Is that about the gist of the conversation that we're having here today?
- Abner Rosen: Science does come from the devil, sir. And is meant to mislead us... From our righteousness. If you weren't so blinded by your smug, elitist arrogance, you would see just how cleverly Satan has pulled the wool over your eyes. Do not tempt the laws of providence! Use what time you have left and beg for his forgiveness! Do not give in to the shadow demons of your science.
- Larry Fincher: So, now for the big question, how long till you guys send a person through this thing?
- Nate Beaumont: Well, Larry, we could tell you that information, but then we would have to kill you, and I don't wanna kill you, Larry.
- Ryan Winrich: You know, Bill once told me "most people live life between the moments, never really seeing what's right in front of them until the moment is gone". He said, "Ryan, it's easy to be afraid. But if you can face your fear in the moment, everything else becomes clear."
- Young Nate: Abner Rosen's a douchebag. Someone needed to stick it to him.
- Young Ryan: Well, I owe you one.
- Young Nate: Well, in that case, you could hook me up with one of Caitlin's hot friends. I'm seriously dyin' over here.