- Grunkle Stan: [to Soos, about to launch a hot air ballon bearing Stan's face] Let her rip!
- Soos: [Balloon breaks loose] Oh, no! A letter ripped!
- Grunkle Stan: What the H?
- [a letter H falls on him]
- Thompson: What did you just do? I've let these guys pick on me for years to keep this group together. And now they've totally fallen apart.
- Dipper Pines: But we were all starting to finally hang out together. I was one of the gang.
- Thompson: Well, unless you can break up Robbie and Tambry immediately, there is no gang. I have no more friends. And neither do you. I'm gonna eat this.
- Dipper Pines: Mabel, what did I tell you about staying out of Robbie's personal life?
- Mabel Pines: I know. I know! I just wanted to be a good matchmaker. I never should have gotten love potion from the Love God.
- Dipper Pines: Wait, love potion? If you did a spell, then can't you, like, undo it?
- Mabel Pines: That's it! If I undo the spell, then everyone will be friends again. But I'm gonna need your help. Also, you are not pulling off that V-neck.
- Dipper Pines: I know.
- Mabel Pines: Burn it!