Boomstick: [describing Ryu] The Assassin's Fist sure isn't your average McDojo style. His Ryu Shoryuken is an uppercut so powerful, it launches his victims sky high. The Hadouken uses a fighter's willpower to fire a blast of energy and destroy evil things, like waterfalls.
Wizard: And... physics?
Boomstick: And finally the Tatsu, uuuh... Tatsu... maki... senpuu...
Wizard: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.
Boomstick: I had it! Anyway, the thing I totally know how to pronounce gives the finger to gravity and lets him briefly fly around like some sort of human helicopter kicking machine.
Wizard: He also has a powerful step kick he calls the Joudan Sokutogeri.
Boomstick: Hey, we don't have the translation for that one. I'm on it.
[types "Joudan Sokutogeri" into Google Translate; it comes up with...]
Boomstick: "And diarrhea joke foot"?
[laughs]
Boomstick: What does it do, kick people in the stomach so hard that he takes them to brown town?
Wizard: With the CORRECT kanji, it's more like... High Level Leg Blade Kick.
Boomstick: You know it's Diarrhea Kick forever in my mind now, right?