Supernatural (TV Series)
Ask Jeeves (2014)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [Sam hands him a coffee cup] Real men don't drink out of cups this small.
[Sniffs it]
Dean Winchester : What is that -- "cinnamon roll"?
Sam Winchester : It's, uh, "glazed donut."
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Sam Winchester : How did Bobby know an heiress?
Dean Winchester : Bobby had secrets, man. Like loving on Tori Spelling. If he only knew Dean cheated on her.
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Sam Winchester : "Grey gardens" cleared.
Dean Winchester : Okay, well, so is Dash and Amber. They're a thing, by the way.
Sam Winchester : Yeah?
Dean Winchester : Yeah.
[Shakes head]
Dean Winchester : W.A.S.P.S.
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Phillip : I presume you gentlemen left something behind? I'll check the front closet for...
[With disgust]
Phillip : Burlap.
Dean Winchester : I got news for you, Mr. Belvedere; the jacket's canvas.
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Dean Winchester : We're not the bad guys Dash.
Dash : I beg to differ, you're wearing flannel.
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Dean Winchester : Any leads on the scanner or the Interweb?
Sam Winchester : Nothing. Not even a cat up a tree.
Dean Winchester : So right when we're ready to jump back into it, it, goes radio silence.
Sam Winchester : Murphy's law.
Dean Winchester : Well, Murphy's a douche.
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Sam Winchester : Wow, think we're a little under dressed? I mean the fed threads are in the trunk.
Dean Winchester : Are you kidding me, for once we don't have to wear suits. You're lucky my waistband is not elastic.
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Dean Winchester : You stay here and keep an eye on Mrs. Peacock and Colonel Mustard. I'll sniff around.
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Dean Winchester : We're dealing with two vengeful spirits. Apparently, Aunt Bunny had a bee in her bonnet, as well.
Sam Winchester : Husband-and-wife tag-team killer ghosts?
Dean Winchester : Well, got to keep the marriage alive somehow.
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Dean Winchester : "Charmed, I'm sure." What are these people?
Sam Winchester : I think they're called W.A.S.P.S.
Dean Winchester : What?
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Sam Winchester : So, the shifter's getting its jollies by impersonating dead people
Dean Winchester : Yeah. First Bunny, then Lance, now Phillip. Guess we can rule out "the Butler did it."
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Phillip : The reading of the will isn't until tomorrow, and I would hate for you to have to stick around and be forced to, well, mingle with the family.
Dean Winchester : Don't worry, Alfred. We know which one the shrimp fork is. Kind of.
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Dean Winchester : "Made in Taiwan." freakin' stainless steel.
Sam Winchester : So that's why no one sizzled? They're not even real silver?
Dean Winchester : [sighs] First, cubic zirconium, and now this. No wonder the rich stay rich.
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Dash : How can we repay you?
Dean Winchester : You know what? Just forget we were ever here.
Dash : But you saved our lives. I want everyone to know what heroes you-...
Dean Winchester : Look, pal, the fact that we pulled your bacon out of the fire is nobody's business. Okay?
[Puts his shoulder]
Dean Winchester : Hey. I'm serious, Izod. Put a pin in it. Or we'll come back for your preppy ass.
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Detective Howard : Detective Howard, New Canaan P.D. Congratulations, boys. You're now officially murder suspects.
Dean Winchester : I'm sorry. What?
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Olivia : Why do you need the silverware?
Sam Winchester : For protection.
Olivia : Butter knives?
Dean Winchester : Trust us, there's a method to our madness.
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Dean Winchester : You hid Colette's body in the attic so that she wouldn't steal Bunny's thunder?
Phillip : I couldn't stand the thought of overshadowing Mrs. Lacroix's funeral with another death. She deserved a proper farewell. I owed it to her.
Dean Winchester : Well, that's crazy.
Phillip : No, Mr. Winchester. That's loyalty.