The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hook-up Reverberation (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?
Leonard Hofstadter : Hmm, kids buy comic books. It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, when I was a kid, I loved going there, but I could never get a ride.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?
Sheldon Cooper : Nice! Like at schools and parks.
Howard Wolowitz : Toy stores, puppet shows.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hold on. So your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : And are you going to use candy to lure them in?
Raj Koothrappali : We are now!
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Howard Wolowitz : I wish Stuart opened his store again. I hate this place too.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Points to Sheldon] Okay, him I understand, because he's an eighty-year old in a fifteen-year-old's T-shirt. You're just upset about Stuart and your mom and all their HBOs.
Howard Wolowitz : You're right, I am. You know, I can't even watch Game of Thrones anymore without thinking about my mother asking "Stuart, which one's Thrones?"
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Leonard Hofstadter : Did you hear about this research on gene manipulation that's trying to create some sort of dinosaur-like chicken?
Sheldon Cooper : I think that sounds wonderful.
Howard Wolowitz : What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and birds.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but you tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, if there's anything that really gets my goat it's those daggum insurance companies.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why, because they won't get off your lawn?