- Will Spencer: So you know what happened, when was it, last year? I opened their bedroom door and she was on the bed and he was kneeling in front of her and... I can't even say it.
- Jane Spencer: Dad was muff diving? Yodelling in the canyon?
- Will Spencer: I wanted to vomit.
- Jane Spencer: Why? I hope it happens to me when I'm their age.
- Ella Spencer: [on phone] Go to Lillian and tell her something.
- Jane Spencer: [turns toward Lillian, sitting on sofa] Mom, Lillian's...
- Ella Spencer: Tell her she's the dirtiest whore on earth.
- Jane Spencer: What did you say?
- Ella Spencer: No, in the universe. The biggest whore in the whole universe.
- [hangs up]
- Will Spencer: So what's happening?
- Jane Spencer: Nothing. Everything's fine.
- Lillian: But where are they?
- Jane Spencer: I have no idea, but Mom seems very... energized. And she sends her love to you, Lillian.
- Lillian: Isn't that sweet...
- John Spencer: Is that really you, Ella?
- Ella Spencer: Of course it's me! Who are you?
- John Spencer: I'm me! John.
- Ella Spencer: No, you're not. My John is a young teacher. He's charming. Very handsome. Educated. I want him back. You stole him from me and I want you to give him back.
- John Spencer: Oh boy, if I could I would. He was stolen from me, and was stolen from you too.
- John Spencer: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
- Dan Coleman: I wear diapers, white boy, and now get out of here.
- Jane Spencer: You know, I start a sentence, and by the time I get to the end of it...
- Ella Spencer: You can't remember how it started?
- Jane Spencer: I can remember things I remember... But I can't remember things I...