- Detective Jane Rizzoli: So, no talking about work!
- Dr. Maura Isles: Why? The body is endlessly fascinating
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes it is, but less so the insides
- Dr. Maura Isles: Fine, then what do I talk about when anything work related comes up?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Anything
- Dr. Maura Isles: Oh, you say anything, but...
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay, okay, talk about puppies
- Dr. Maura Isles: Puppies?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, everybody loves puppies
- Dr. Maura Isles: True, inflammation of the intestinal tracks of puppies...
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: The outside, Maura! Everybody loves the outsides of puppies!
- Detective Vince Korsak: What are doing?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Watching her work
- Detective Vince Korsak: Your sister?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, the cop she's with. She's British, her name is Jillian. She's got one of those accents, you know, like James Bond and Mary Poppins, all into one.
- Detective Vince Korsak: Ah, even an insult looks good in that accent
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, I'd wish she insult me!
- Jillian: This is incredible! How did you figure this out? Are you some sort of bibliophile?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, it... it wasn't me; it was our resident everything-ophile, Dr. Maura Isles.
- Dr. Maura Isles: I don't know everything
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's the capital of Chili? She knows
- [Couple of scenes later, when Jane walks out of the elevator and just before the elevator door closes on Maura]
- Dr. Maura Isles: And it's Santiago
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Brilliant!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Eating dry toast] Yummy, this tastes just like a ham and cheese omelet! Without the ham, the cheese and the omelet!
- Angela Rizzoli: [Wearing a hideous dress] How do I look?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh!
- Dr. Maura Isles: Eh, well, that's a very challenging palette for you, Angela, but you seem to be pulling it off
- Angela Rizzoli: Damn! Okay, how do I look worse?