- Aisha Tyler: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Strange things to shout out during sex."
- Ryan Stiles: Schpling-dong!
- Keegan-Michael Key: THERE IT IS!
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, I'm an atheist! Oh, I'm an atheist! Oh, I'm an atheist!
- Ryan Stiles: Choo-choo choo-choo, choo-choo choo-choo, woo, woo!
- Colin Mochrie: Ohhh! What are you doing over THERE?
- Keegan-Michael Key: An S.T. WHAT?
- Ryan Stiles: Oh come outta there, you crazy wabbit!
- Wayne Brady: Ryan on a pole! Ryan on a pole!
- Colin Mochrie: Go, Seahawks!