- James Bowen: [Spoken to Bob after Bob chases a mouse back into its hole] You only eat what I give you. Not the neighbors.
- Bob: [from the trailer]
- [Bob mews after being neutered]
- James Bowen: Okay... look I'll take it
- [the cone]
- James Bowen: off... if you promise not to lick the stitches
- Bob: RRRRRR
- [repeated line]
- James Bowen: Give it a try... help Bob and I
- James Bowen: [from the trailer] So what number life are you on? Apparently I'm on my ninth
- James Bowen: [from the trailer] Everyone gets a second chance! But not everyone manages to take them! Luckily for me I had a very important companion to help with my second chance
- Betty, Val: [from the trailer] Bob came to you for a reason
- James Bowen: Bob?
- Betty, Val: That's what he wants you to call him
- James Bowen: [from the trailer]
- [Distraught]
- James Bowen: I wanted to apologize for everything
- Jack Bowen: [Solemnly] I'm the one who needs to apologize