Vicious (TV Series)

Christmas Special (2013)

Frances de la Tour: Violet Crosby

Quotes 

• Violet Crosby : I've been looking for my very own Freddie or Stuart my whole life.

  Freddie Thornhill : Oh, Vi... please don't compare your filthy relationships with ours.

• Violet Crosby : Well I've got a good question. Tell us Stuart, have you ever had sex with a woman?

  Freddie Thornhill : [laughs]  Sex with a woman? How could he ever accomplish that? A team of scientists working around the clock couldn't devise a pill strong enough to make that happen.

  Stuart Bixby : Can I change my go to dare?

  Violet Crosby : No. You have to answer the question.

  Freddie Thornhill : What the hell are you stalling for, Stuart? The only woman you ever shared a bed with was your mother until you were thirteen. I'll answer it for him, No!

  Stuart Bixby : Yes! I have!

  Freddie Thornhill : I don't believe you.

  Stuart Bixby : It's true!

  Freddie Thornhill : You're lying!

  Penelope : No, he isn't.

  [everyone stares] 

• Violet Crosby : Well I think a game is a fantastic idea. What about strip poker?

  Freddie Thornhill : Oh, no, thank you. There's not one body part in this room that ever needs to be seen in daylight again.

  Violet Crosby : [looks at Ash]  Well, maybe one body part...