Alexxx : Do you think Tom Brady is in The Brady Bunch?
Joel : It's the dad, right?
Darren : No.
Alexxx : No he isn't.
Joel : Maybe we should turn ourselves in.
Darren : What's with the pockets?
Joel : I'm showing them I'm unarmed.
Alexxx : Joel you haven't even fucked a dude yet.
Joel : Yes, I have. And butt's better than vagina. Way better!
Alexxx : Chicks have butts too though.
Joel : You're going to smoke salvia while we're being hunted by murderers?
Darren : That's right man, you know why? Cause I don't want to know that I'm hunted by murderers.
Joel : Let's go fuck shit up!
Alexxx : We can take 'em. My name is Alexxx, with 3 x's. I'm bout to go explosive on these motherfuckers!
Darren : Triple x means poison by the way.
Joel : It's also the name of a Vin Diesel movie.
Alexxx : That's what we should be doing. We should be, chugging champagne.
Joel : We should be wearing diamonds, collecting albino pythons.
Alexxx : I'm over here, I'm holding onto the poop side of this scrubber!
Joel : That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks!
Rich : Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.
Darren : Way to go babydunk.
Joel : Huh, what? This is your plan.
Darren : No, I said Home Alone-style zipline. This is Home Alone 3 at best!
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