The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Itchy Brain Simulation (2013)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : What is wrong with you, Penny?
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Raj Koothrappali : How are you?
Lucy : I'm pretty good. Listen, I just wanted to apologize for breaking up with you in an email.
Raj Koothrappali : And I ate all the crumb cake. We both make mistakes.
Lucy : Okay.
Raj Koothrappali : I'm so happy you asked me here and I hope we can hang out again sometime. You know, as friends... love making partners, whatever.
Lucy : Oh... um. I'm kind of seeing someone.
Raj Koothrappali : I think I know the answer to this, but to be clear; it's not me, right?
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[last lines]
Lizzy : [in restaurant, yelling at Raj] What is wrong with you?
Penny : [in her doorway, yelling at Raj] What is wrong with you?
Raj Koothrappali : [in his apartment, yelling at himself in mirror] What is wrong with you?
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Howard Wolowitz : [Leonard is scratching his itchy sweater] So you can never take it off?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Raj Koothrappali : Not even to sleep?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Howard Wolowitz : So you're just an idiot.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's called proving a point.
Howard Wolowitz : Is the point you're an idiot?
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Howard Wolowitz : You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India?
Raj Koothrappali : No. Oh, is he anything like Munmun the Mongoose? He taught us not to play with cobras.
Howard Wolowitz : You have to be taught not to play with cobras?
Raj Koothrappali : You have to be taught not to burn down the forest?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : If this girl hurt you so much, are you sure you want to see her again?
Howard Wolowitz : If I may, he has so little self-respect and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection, that she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed and post the video to YouTube and he'd still buy her flowers and ask her to be his bride.
Raj Koothrappali : He's right.