Last Tango in Halifax (TV Series)

Episode #2.2 (2013)

Sushil Chudasama: Azeem

Quotes 

• Gillian : [interrupting the beginning of the wedding ceremony]  No! Fine! You carry on! Yeah, don't tell us! We don't mind. We're just your daughters!

  Celia : Is Caroline here?

  Gillian : No, Celia, she isn't because you can't get from Harrogate to Halifax in a space of fifteen minutes. Not unless you're Captain Spock and you can disappear up your own backside in a cloud of glitter with a cheesy sound effect and land on another planet two seconds later. I don't think even Caroline can do that. I may be wrong.

  Azeem : She means Mr. Spock.

  Gillian : Who's he?

  Alan : That's Azeem.

  Azeem : Halifax's finest halal. Rawson street, just down here. Well, it's not mine. It's me uncle's.

• [first lines] 

  Azeem : [sitting in the registry office lobby]  How long will it take?

  Celia : Oh, I don't know. Not long, I shouldn't think.

  Alan : [entering the room with a police officer]  This is Dave. He's kindly agreed to be our other witness. This is, uh, Celia.

  Celia : How do you do?

  Alan : And this is Azeem.

  Azeem : Do you know how long it's going to take?