Criminal Minds (TV Series)

In the Blood (2013)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

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Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Hey, could you check my refrigerator and see if I have enough hot sauce?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : You have some jalapeno sauce here next to this jar of eyeballs.

• Penelope Garcia : [closing quote]  Mitch Albom said: "Death ends a life, not a relationship"

• Penelope Garcia : [with fake blood running down on her cheeks]  You didn't even flinch. JJ's right. I told her I wanted to go scary this Halloween, and she just laughed at me, and she said that I don't have a scary side.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, you probably do.

  Penelope Garcia : Really?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Yeah. The building blocks of the human personality are complex, varied, and multi-faceted. It's essential to one's mental health to want to express these hidden personalities, and... it's just a fact of nature that everybody has one.

  Penelope Garcia : Everybody? You have one?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay, okay. I want to see it. I want to see Dr. Spencer Reid's hidden personality.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Uh, you, right here? Like right now you want to see it?

  Penelope Garcia : I have fake blood running down my cheeks. Right here, right now.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Okay. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Did that guy just fire five shots?" or "Did that guy just fire six shots?" You're gonna have to ask yourself a question. Do you feel lucky, punk?... That was Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. I mean, I know it's not as effective as my dominant personality, but I feel like there's...

  Penelope Garcia : Hey, look, we gotta go.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : These eyeballs, do they need to be refrigerated?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : No, it's cool.

• Jennifer Jareau : Do you know the boyfriends whereabouts?

  Penelope Garcia : He's in Alaska, so his alibi is a solid as a pre-globally warmed glacier!

• Dr. Spencer Reid : Why are you doing a Day of the Dead theme?

  Penelope Garcia : Well, my stepfather's family always made a big deal of it in Mexico, and my name is Penelope Garcia after all, so...

• [last lines] 

  David Rossi : Well, I guess this is proof positive that ancestry ain't all bad.

  Penelope Garcia : How about a toast to the 30 or 40 of us?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Cheers!

  Derek Morgan : Cheers!

  Jennifer Jareau : Cheers!

  David Rossi : Salute!

• Jennifer Jareau : What's up, Spence?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : There's something strange about this one branch of the family tree. Garcia?

  Penelope Garcia : Talk to me. I am fluent in genius.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Roy and Becky Danary. They died in 1985, leaving behind a son named William Danary, but there's no record of what happened to him.

  Penelope Garcia : The Danarys were Peace Corps workers in Ecuador. They died in a car accident there... and you're right, their kid just sort of vanished. Let me do some digging, and I will call you back.