Castle (TV Series)

Number One Fan (2013)

Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan

Quotes 

• Javier Esposito : You know, Beckett, despite your fiancé's near-death, today was fun.

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah, we miss working with you.

  Kate Beckett : Good.

  [smiles and holds up her badge] 

  Kate Beckett : 'Cause I'm back.

• Lanie Parish : Girl, what are you doing here?

  Kate Beckett : Uh, Captain Gates said that I could come.

  Lanie Parish : That's not what I meant. Shouldn't you be off looking at wedding venues or something?

  Kate Beckett : No. We haven't even set a date. We're just trying to enjoy our engagement. Why is everyone trying to rush us?

  Kevin Ryan : Think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding. Not ten minutes from the altar, they'll all be like, "When are you two having a baby?"

  Javier Esposito : Bro, your wife's hormonal because she's pregnant. What's your excuse?

• Kevin Ryan : She shot you in the chest and you still think she's innocent?

  Richard Castle : No. She shot me in the chest and now I know she's innocent.

• [looking at his bullet-proof vest which has saved his life] 

  Richard Castle : Wow. And to think you boys mocked me when I had this made four years ago. I think I'll have it framed.

  Kevin Ryan : Hey, what does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?

  Richard Castle : That was an accident.

  Javier Esposito : Been one inch higher, it would've been a tragedy.

  Richard Castle : But on the bright side, your autographed copies of "Deadly Heat" would be worth *way* more.

  Kate Beckett : [approaching]  Not funny, Castle.

  Richard Castle : Little bit funny.

• Raymond Vance : All of this is circumstantial. I mean, what could possibly be my motive?

  Kevin Ryan : Oh, your father-in-law helped us out with that one. Your law firm represents the Stokeses. Now, you knew that they were about to transfer a majority of their wealth into a trust for their daughter, your wife.

  Javier Esposito : And you don't want some Little Orphan Annie coming around making a claim for half.

  Kevin Ryan : That's when you decided to kill the one man who knew the truth, and frame it on the unknowing heir.

  Javier Esposito : There's just one thing that we're not so sure about.

  Kevin Ryan : You gonna make a deal and plead to murder, or you gonna take your chances in court?

  Javier Esposito : Do lawyers have lawyers?

• [last lines] 

  Kevin Ryan : Hey, everybody, listen up! Beckett is back!

  Richard Castle : And tonight at The Old Haunt, drinks are on the house!

  Javier Esposito : Nice.

  Richard Castle : Congratulations.

  Kate Beckett : Thank you.

  [they start to kiss but Castle stops] 

  Richard Castle : I- Whoa. Actually, no, we can't. Not here. It's, uh, inappropriate. This is the workplace, we've gotta be professional.

  Kate Beckett : Uh, well, you know, I'm not officially back until tomorrow.

  Richard Castle : I see.

  [kisses Beckett]