Rock the Kasbah (2015)
Zooey Deschanel: Ronnie
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Quotes
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Ronnie : We have to talk, Richie.
Richie Lanz : No!
Ronnie : I don't like this.
Richie Lanz : We have to Rock!
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[first lines]
Maureen : [having just finished singing her audition] Mr. Lanz? I'm done.
Richie Lanz : [long pause] No.
[sighs]
Richie Lanz : Forgive me. No. You're just beginning.
Maureen : You liked it?
Richie Lanz : Liked it? You made me want to swallow poison. And forget pitch, rhythm and tone... and emotional attachment to the lyric or the melody.
Maureen : I'm sorry. I don't think I...
Richie Lanz : A grain of sand slips into an oyster... and irritates the bivalve. What happens?
Maureen : A pearl.
Richie Lanz : Celine Dion. Miss Nicki Minaj. Christina Aguilera occasionally. All of them deeply, profoundly irritating. Each one of 'em a huge star. You - mighty Mo - are that irritant.
[inhales]
Maureen : So you'll represent me?
Richie Lanz : If you'll have me... Richie Lanz Management... globally, in all markets.
Maureen : [squeals, laughs]
Ronnie : [entering] Welcome to the team.
Maureen : Thank you! Thank you. So $1,200?
Richie Lanz : It's just to cover wardrobe, studio time, gym classes.
Maureen : Oh, I go to a gym...
Richie Lanz : Wanna get you a good blender too.